Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Making of the Butch Ball Ad

D.j legend/nightmare Man Parrish was happy to create some contraversy when he designed this ad for publication for HX magazine. The AD was deemed far too scandelous by Mr.Black, and after hours of work Man was back to square one. With ten hours due to the deadline, Mr.Black sent web guru Dan Cacioppo to Times Square at 11pm to buy two jock straps to see if a dirty jock strap ad could be made instead.
Back at the Mr.Black club Spencer Sweeney worked hard on the decks, oblivious to the scandel that was about to unfold.
Pop duo Duke got off the decks and were too busy posing to realize themsleves the chaos that ensued.
Dan Cacioppo returns from Times Square with two jock straps, and quickly enlists all the club kids and femme queens that run rampant on the Thursday night Feelings party to put on the jock straps and make them dirtly authentic for the Ad. Instead host One-Half Nelson tries to get Dan to be the first victim.
NO luck their, but this club kid was easily able to fake a dirty crotch shot.


And yes the jock strap was passed on all night long to many crazy downtowners, is this to code???
Even cocktail queen Violet Temper tried her hands at soiling the goods.
Jock strap and tiger print purse don't make a butch ball.
Nelson takes a bite, but of the wrong product.

The kids go wild on the dance floor and with the jock straps, it takes Dan hours to find his beloved jockstraps, as many of the femme queens would not give them back.
Dan surveys the black strap, and realizes that it is too clean compared to his shoes.
However, the white jock strap was much more popular and it showed, authentically dirty, so time for Dan to go to work.
Back in the office, Dan has grown tired of Mr.Black's slave driving ways, and enlist D.J Christy Love to come by for moral support.
Meanwhile, without Mr.Black knowing, Man Parrish puts in a call to Dan and tells him to photoshop some pee stains and extra dirt to make the ad even more authentic, Dan could not refuse the challenge and below is the end result. Dan sends the AD to HX without Mr.Black knowing. Man Parrish gets the final laugh!
So how many femme queens does it take to make a Butch Ball ad???????

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Connie Girl

Mr.Black has gone through quite a few door bitches, some have gone on to seek quiter lives outside of N.Y, others have gracefully retired for being too bitter, and there are those who were poached by other venues.
Connie Girl however is here to stay, no doubt most of you have had the pleasure or trauma of meeting her at the entrance on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Here are a few tips:
Never lie to her( she knows when you do), be polite, do not jump over the ropes. Tis all. She is most accomodating when you follow these few rules of human behaviour. Failure to do so and watch her turn!
F.Y.I. A recent article in Next Magazine Issue 14.07 stated many white lies about our beloved Connie, but on this subject i shall curb my tongue.

Its About Time!

The first of many updates and gossip, from the venue itself. Yes it has been a long cock tease but i assure everyone it will be well worth it.
Whilst i hold a wealth of information about nightlife i often hold my trump cards until they are really needed, so my fellow gossipers, do know that i will reveal info only when it is of most use- to you!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

every friday


this guy gives new meaning to the term "topless waitress" www.assshot.blogspot.com
see him every friday